GREED IS GOODINVE B+0.52% DIAMOND HANDSVOLV B+0.99% TO THE MOONSWED A+1.04% STONKS ONLY GO UPSHB B+0.71% BUY HIGH SELL LOWATCO B+0.32% PRINTER GO BRRRHM B+0.24% THIS IS THE WAYDOM+1.57% APES TOGETHER STRONGBINV-0.74% BTFDTHULE+0.27% LFGCAST+0.20% MONEY NEVER SLEEPSNIBE B-0.44% BAGHOLDER NATIONDICOT-5.31% TENDIES INCOMINGVPLAY B+1.26% YOLOINTRUM+3.39%HACK+4.76%BETS B-0.34%LUND B+1.02%LATO B+1.84%SES-6.85%ACCON-6.91%FLAT B-0.08%LUC-0.43%KLAR+0.38%CIBUS-0.58%NVDA-1.45%TSLA-1.43%GME-2.31%PLTR+9.21%AMD-0.38%COIN+3.72%MSTR+4.91%SHOP+3.20%NET+6.01%QBTS+2.20%GOOG-2.51%DDOG+9.82%DFTX+3.02%JOBY-3.25%IONQ+2.75%SMCI+11.60% GREED IS GOODINVE B+0.52% DIAMOND HANDSVOLV B+0.99% TO THE MOONSWED A+1.04% STONKS ONLY GO UPSHB B+0.71% BUY HIGH SELL LOWATCO B+0.32% PRINTER GO BRRRHM B+0.24% THIS IS THE WAYDOM+1.57% APES TOGETHER STRONGBINV-0.74% BTFDTHULE+0.27% LFGCAST+0.20% MONEY NEVER SLEEPSNIBE B-0.44% BAGHOLDER NATIONDICOT-5.31% TENDIES INCOMINGVPLAY B+1.26% YOLOINTRUM+3.39%HACK+4.76%BETS B-0.34%LUND B+1.02%LATO B+1.84%SES-6.85%ACCON-6.91%FLAT B-0.08%LUC-0.43%KLAR+0.38%CIBUS-0.58%NVDA-1.45%TSLA-1.43%GME-2.31%PLTR+9.21%AMD-0.38%COIN+3.72%MSTR+4.91%SHOP+3.20%NET+6.01%QBTS+2.20%GOOG-2.51%DDOG+9.82%DFTX+3.02%JOBY-3.25%IONQ+2.75%SMCI+11.60%

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SYNCING MARKETS…

👑 CHAMPION OF THE WEEK

MAY 25 → MAY 29
CHRIS+7.29% WTD

Chris went absolutely feral this week — SHOP +15.25%, IONQ +13.25%, FLAT-B +12.69%, NET +11.87%, and DDOG +11.26% all printing tendies simultaneously like the man's portfolio was a straight-up money glitch. Johan came closest with a respectable +6.84% but that's just first loser energy when Chris is out here running a five-ticker moon syndicate. Eric and Oskar were just watching from the cheap seats — next week we ride, but Chris owns this throne until further notice.

WEEK STANDINGS

WEEK · RANKED
#1CHRIS9 picks
WTD+7.29%
SHOP +15.25%GOOG -0.78%
#2JOHAN6 picks
WTD+6.84%
PLTR +14.36%INVE B -0.18%
#3OSKAR8 picks
WTD+3.71%
SES +13.57%DICOT -6.22%
#4ERIC8 picks
WTD+1.79%
BINV +21.82%NIBE B -10.43%
#5JESPER1 picks
WTD
#6WILLIAM3 picks
WTD
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Shopify
SHOP
118.71USD
WEEK +15.25%
Palantir
PLTR
156.54USD
WEEK +14.36%

Johan's Palantir +9.2% last close, Karp's AI war chest printing

Scandinavian Enviro Systems
SES
0.2720SEK
WEEK +13.57%

Oskar's tire-pyrolysis penny stock -6.9%, Michelin partnership not saving this dumpster fire

IonQ
IONQ
72.07USD
WEEK +13.25%
Flat Capital B
FLAT B
12.34SEK
WEEK +12.69%
Cloudflare
NET
241.82USD
WEEK +11.87%

Chris's Cloudflare +6% last close, edge-compute tendies raining down

Datadog
DDOG
247.35USD
WEEK +11.26%

Chris's Datadog +9.8% last close, observability SaaS going full send

AMD
AMD
516.10USD
WEEK +10.39%
Viaplay Group B
VPLAY B
1.76SEK
WEEK +9.37%
Joby Aviation
JOBY
11.90USD
WEEK +8.97%
Definium Therapeutics
DFTX
24.19USD
WEEK +7.51%
Dicot Pharma
DICOT
0.1960SEK
WEEK -6.22%

Oskar's Dicot -5.3%, 210M SEK dilution keeping LIB-01 soft and limp

Volvo B
VOLV B
326.60SEK
WEEK +3.75%
GameStop
GME
21.18USD
WEEK -3.55%
Betsson B
BETS B
87.85SEK
WEEK -2.98%
Hacksaw Gaming
HACK
85.75SEK
WEEK +2.88%

Chris's Hacksaw +4.8%, slot machines jackpotting on the week

Thule Group
THULE
220.40SEK
WEEK -2.74%
D-Wave Quantum
QBTS
30.14USD
WEEK +2.52%
Tesla
TSLA
435.79USD
WEEK +2.30%
Coinbase
COIN
189.03USD
WEEK +2.18%
Intrum
INTRUM
19.19SEK
WEEK +2.13%

Johan's Intrum +3.4%, debt-collection turnaround getting a pulse

Nvidia
NVDA
211.14USD
WEEK -1.95%
H&M B
HM B
165.20SEK
WEEK +0.92%
Alphabet
GOOG
376.43USD
WEEK -0.78%
Swedbank A
SWED A
341.50SEK
WEEK -0.64%
Handelsbanken B
SHB B
228.00SEK
WEEK -0.61%
MicroStrategy
MSTR
159.09USD
WEEK -0.50%
Latour B
LATO B
198.75SEK
WEEK -0.48%
Dometic Group
DOM
32.38SEK
WEEK -0.43%
Castellum
CAST
125.90SEK
WEEK +0.24%
Investor B
INVE B
379.85SEK
WEEK -0.18%

three apes' Wallenberg compounder grinding steady, NAV premium holding firm

Lundbergs B
LUND B
546.00SEK
WEEK +0.18%
Atlas Copco B
ATCO B
157.00SEK
WEEK -0.10%
Acconeer
ACCON
💀 LIQUIDATED
21.55SEK
-1.60 (-6.91%)

Oskar's radar chip ACCON -6.9% today, design-win drought rekt the small-cap YOLO

Lucara Diamond Corp
LUC
1.39SEK
-0.01 (-0.43%)
Klaria Pharma Holding
KLAR
0.7930SEK
+0.00 (+0.38%)
Cibus Real Estate
CIBUS
⚠️ TURBULENCE
153.10SEK
-0.90 (-0.58%)
Super Micro Computer
SMCI
🚀 TO THE MOON
46.09USD
+4.79 (+11.60%)

Jesper's SMCI +11.6% today, liquid-cooled Blackwell servers printing tendies