NOTHING IS MOVING. CHECK ANYWAY.INVE B-0.80%VOLV B-0.47% REFRESHING WON'T REOPEN THE MARKETSWED A-0.49%PAINT DRYING, TICKER EDITIONSHB B-0.43%ATCO B-0.81%SHAKING OUT THE TOURISTS (US) DIVERSIFICATION IS FEARHM B+0.39%DOM+2.63%GREEN IS GREEN MARKETS CLOSED · ANXIETY OPEN 24/7BINV-0.43%THULE+1.17%CAST-0.23%CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN NOTHING PRICES FROZEN · OPINIONS AREN'TNIBE B+0.59%DICOT-0.94%VPLAY B+0.57% ZOOM OUT (NOT TOO FAR)INTRUM+1.86%HACK+1.30% AFTER HOURS IS FOR OVERTHINKINGBETS B+1.11%LUND B-0.36%LATO B+0.29% GO OUTSIDE. THE CANDLES WILL WAIT.SES+0.32%NO NEWS IS NO NEWSACCON-3.39%THIS IS FINE. THIS IS NOT FINE.FLAT B-2.77%BUY THE DIP THEY SAID DUE DILIGENCE: THE VIBES ARE GOODNVDA-3.52%TSLA-3.19% NOTHING IS MOVING. CHECK ANYWAY.GME+1.61%PLTR+2.56%AMD-4.21% REFRESHING WON'T REOPEN THE MARKETCOIN-1.07%MSTR-2.68%SHOP+1.80% TIME IN THE MARKET > TIMING THE MARKET > USNET+0.42%QBTS-7.12%WE DON'T LOOK AT THIS ONE ANYMORE MARKETS CLOSED · ANXIETY OPEN 24/7GOOG-1.23%AVERTING EYES, HOLDING BAGSDDOG+1.05%DFTX-7.27%WE DON'T LOOK AT THIS ONE ANYMORE PRICES FROZEN · OPINIONS AREN'TJOBY-3.11%SOMEONE CHECK ON THE OWNERIONQ-9.29%DELETE THE APPRDDT+2.86%

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IONQ -9% and QBTS -7% nuking Johan's quantum bag — Oskar's DFTX -7% adding insult to injury across the pond.

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Definium Therapeutics
DFTX
💀 LIQUIDATED
43.65USD -3.42 (-7.27%)

Oskar's Definium rekt — pre-revenue biotech doing pre-revenue things

D-Wave Quantum
QBTS
💀 LIQUIDATED
18.66USD -1.43 (-7.12%)

Johan's D-Wave rekt — speculative quantum doing speculative things

AMD
AMD
📉 GET REKT
534.39USD -23.50 (-4.21%)

AMD slipping, NVDA shadow long again

Nvidia
NVDA
📉 GET REKT
203.53USD -7.43 (-3.52%)

NVDA slipping, AI hype cooling slightly

Acconeer
ACCON
📉 GET REKT
17.10SEK -0.60 (-3.39%)

Oskar's Acconeer slipping, revenue lumps showing

Tesla
TSLA
📉 GET REKT
394.76USD -13.00 (-3.19%)

TSLA slipping, delivery doubts surfacing

Joby Aviation
JOBY
📉 GET REKT
7.48USD -0.24 (-3.11%)

Johan's Joby slipping, FAA timeline doubts

Flat Capital B
FLAT B
📉 GET REKT
12.27SEK -0.35 (-2.77%)

the gang's Flat Capital slipping, NAV discount widening

MicroStrategy
MSTR
📉 GET REKT
92.10USD -2.54 (-2.68%)

MSTR slipping, premium-to-NAV compressing

Dometic Group
DOM
📈 BULLISH AF
24.98SEK +0.64 (+2.63%)

Eric's Dometic grinding green, outdoor leisure tendies

Palantir
PLTR
📈 BULLISH AF
130.04USD +3.25 (+2.56%)

Johan's Palantir grinding green, government contract whispers

Intrum
INTRUM
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
3.29SEK +0.06 (+1.86%)

Johan's Intrum grinding green, recession copium printing

Shopify
SHOP
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
124.74USD +2.20 (+1.80%)

Chris's Shopify grinding green, Shop Pay flexing

GameStop
GME
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
22.03USD +0.35 (+1.61%)

GME grinding green, kitty hint making rounds

Hacksaw Gaming
HACK
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
82.05SEK +1.05 (+1.30%)

Chris's Hacksaw grinding green, slot RTPs pumping

Alphabet
GOOG
⚠️ TURBULENCE
350.67USD -4.36 (-1.23%)

the gang's Alphabet slipping, AI threat narrative resurfacing

Thule Group
THULE
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
207.80SEK +2.40 (+1.17%)

Eric's Thule grinding green, roof boxes selling themselves

Betsson B
BETS B
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
90.80SEK +1.00 (+1.11%)

Eric's Betsson grinding green, gambling cash printing

Coinbase
COIN
⚠️ TURBULENCE
157.37USD -1.70 (-1.07%)

COIN slipping, crypto vibes dimming

Datadog
DDOG
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
260.24USD +2.70 (+1.05%)

Chris's Datadog grinding green, cloud spend tailwind

Dicot Pharma
DICOT
⚠️ TURBULENCE
0.1900SEK -0.00 (-0.94%)

Oskar's Dicot drooping, dilution softening the climax

Atlas Copco B
ATCO B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
165.85SEK -1.35 (-0.81%)

Atlas Copco slipping, industrial capex pause

Investor B
INVE B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
391.25SEK -3.15 (-0.80%)

the syndicate's Investor B fading, NAV premium softening

Nibe Industrier B
NIBE B
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
35.63SEK +0.21 (+0.59%)

the gang's Nibe grinding green, energy crisis nostalgia

Viaplay Group B
VPLAY B
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
1.23SEK +0.01 (+0.57%)

Eric's Viaplay grinding green, Nordic retreat working

Swedbank A
SWED A
362.20SEK -1.80 (-0.49%)

// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.

Volvo B
VOLV B
335.30SEK -1.60 (-0.47%)

// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.

Handelsbanken B
SHB B
234.20SEK -1.00 (-0.43%)

// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.

BioInvent
BINV
22.90SEK -0.10 (-0.43%)

// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.

Cloudflare
NET
269.53USD +1.13 (+0.42%)

// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.

H&M B
HM B
166.65SEK +0.65 (+0.39%)

// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.

Lundbergs B
LUND B
551.50SEK -2.00 (-0.36%)

// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.

Scandinavian Enviro Systems
SES
0.1906SEK +0.00 (+0.32%)

// FROZEN AT FRIDAY'S CRIMES

Latour B
LATO B
191.45SEK +0.55 (+0.29%)

// FROZEN AT FRIDAY'S CRIMES

Castellum
CAST
127.95SEK -0.30 (-0.23%)

// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.

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