I$KBETS
👑 CHAMPION OF THE WEEK
MAY 25 → MAY 29Chris went absolutely feral this week — SHOP +15.25%, IONQ +13.25%, FLAT-B +12.69%, NET +11.87%, and DDOG +11.26% all printing tendies simultaneously like the man's portfolio was a straight-up money glitch. Johan came closest with a respectable +6.84% but that's just first loser energy when Chris is out here running a five-ticker moon syndicate. Eric and Oskar were just watching from the cheap seats — next week we ride, but Chris owns this throne until further notice.
WEEK STANDINGS
“Eric's BioInvent +21.8% on the week, oncology antibodies hitting the jackpot”
“Eric's NIBE -10.4% on the week, heat pump king can't keep it warm”
“Johan's Palantir +9.2% last close, Karp's AI war chest printing”
“Oskar's tire-pyrolysis penny stock -6.9%, Michelin partnership not saving this dumpster fire”
“Chris's Cloudflare +6% last close, edge-compute tendies raining down”
“Chris's Datadog +9.8% last close, observability SaaS going full send”
“Oskar's Dicot -5.3%, 210M SEK dilution keeping LIB-01 soft and limp”
“Chris's Hacksaw +4.8%, slot machines jackpotting on the week”
“Johan's Intrum +3.4%, debt-collection turnaround getting a pulse”
“three apes' Wallenberg compounder grinding steady, NAV premium holding firm”
“Oskar's radar chip ACCON -6.9% today, design-win drought rekt the small-cap YOLO”
“Jesper's SMCI +11.6% today, liquid-cooled Blackwell servers printing tendies”