“Chris's Reddit grinding green, AI-licensing flywheel humming”
I$KBETS
IONQ -9% and QBTS -7% nuking Johan's quantum bag — Oskar's DFTX -7% adding insult to injury across the pond.
“the gang's IonQ rekt — multi-bag-or-zero leaning zero today”
FRIEND LEADERBOARD
“Oskar's Definium rekt — pre-revenue biotech doing pre-revenue things”
“Johan's D-Wave rekt — speculative quantum doing speculative things”
“AMD slipping, NVDA shadow long again”
“NVDA slipping, AI hype cooling slightly”
“Oskar's Acconeer slipping, revenue lumps showing”
“TSLA slipping, delivery doubts surfacing”
“Johan's Joby slipping, FAA timeline doubts”
“the gang's Flat Capital slipping, NAV discount widening”
“MSTR slipping, premium-to-NAV compressing”
“Eric's Dometic grinding green, outdoor leisure tendies”
“Johan's Palantir grinding green, government contract whispers”
“Johan's Intrum grinding green, recession copium printing”
“Chris's Shopify grinding green, Shop Pay flexing”
“GME grinding green, kitty hint making rounds”
“Chris's Hacksaw grinding green, slot RTPs pumping”
“the gang's Alphabet slipping, AI threat narrative resurfacing”
“Eric's Thule grinding green, roof boxes selling themselves”
“Eric's Betsson grinding green, gambling cash printing”
“COIN slipping, crypto vibes dimming”
“Chris's Datadog grinding green, cloud spend tailwind”
“Oskar's Dicot drooping, dilution softening the climax”
“Atlas Copco slipping, industrial capex pause”
“the syndicate's Investor B fading, NAV premium softening”
“the gang's Nibe grinding green, energy crisis nostalgia”
“Eric's Viaplay grinding green, Nordic retreat working”
// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.
// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.
// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.
// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.
// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.
// MARKET CLOSED. STILL GUILTY.
// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.
// FROZEN AT FRIDAY'S CRIMES
// FROZEN AT FRIDAY'S CRIMES
// ASLEEP. DREAM OF GREEN.