GREED IS GOODINVE B-0.16% DIAMOND HANDSVOLV B-0.31% TO THE MOONSWED A-0.62% STONKS ONLY GO UPSHB B-0.19% BUY HIGH SELL LOWATCO B-0.58% PRINTER GO BRRRHM B-1.44% THIS IS THE WAYDOM+1.79% APES TOGETHER STRONGBINV+3.76% BTFDTHULE+1.91% LFGCAST+0.08% MONEY NEVER SLEEPSNIBE B-0.98% BAGHOLDER NATIONDICOT+5.09% TENDIES INCOMINGVPLAY B+3.78% YOLOINTRUM-13.81%HACK+3.69%BETS B-0.96%LUND B-0.96%LATO B-1.83%SES-5.10%NVDA+2.91%TSLA+3.62%GME-0.36%PLTR-3.78%AMD+0.54%COIN-3.37%MSTR-2.63%SHOP-3.54%NET+1.90%KLAR-3.82%QBTS-4.03%GOOG+3.58%DDOG+0.84%DFTX+4.77%JOBY+5.53%IONQ-0.64% GREED IS GOODINVE B-0.16% DIAMOND HANDSVOLV B-0.31% TO THE MOONSWED A-0.62% STONKS ONLY GO UPSHB B-0.19% BUY HIGH SELL LOWATCO B-0.58% PRINTER GO BRRRHM B-1.44% THIS IS THE WAYDOM+1.79% APES TOGETHER STRONGBINV+3.76% BTFDTHULE+1.91% LFGCAST+0.08% MONEY NEVER SLEEPSNIBE B-0.98% BAGHOLDER NATIONDICOT+5.09% TENDIES INCOMINGVPLAY B+3.78% YOLOINTRUM-13.81%HACK+3.69%BETS B-0.96%LUND B-0.96%LATO B-1.83%SES-5.10%NVDA+2.91%TSLA+3.62%GME-0.36%PLTR-3.78%AMD+0.54%COIN-3.37%MSTR-2.63%SHOP-3.54%NET+1.90%KLAR-3.82%QBTS-4.03%GOOG+3.58%DDOG+0.84%DFTX+4.77%JOBY+5.53%IONQ-0.64%

I$KBETS

SYNCING MARKETS…
The syndicate is split today: Johan's getting absolutely worked (Intrum -22% WTD, PLTR and QBTS bleeding live) while the US tech side pumps with TSLA, GOOG, and IONQ's quantum week keeping Chris and Johan's quantum bag in the green.
Dicot Pharma
DICOT
🚀 TO THE MOON
0.2600SEK
+0.01 (+5.09%)
Definium Therapeutics
DFTX
📈 BULLISH AF
22.17USD
+1.01 (+4.77%)

Oskar's Definium +4.4% today, degenerate biotech bag #2 actually breathing

Viaplay Group B
VPLAY B
📈 BULLISH AF
1.43SEK
+0.05 (+3.78%)
BioInvent
BINV
📈 BULLISH AF
22.05SEK
+0.80 (+3.76%)
Hacksaw Gaming
HACK
📈 BULLISH AF
77.25SEK
+2.75 (+3.69%)
Alphabet
GOOG
📈 BULLISH AF
397.57USD
+13.75 (+3.58%)

The gang's Alphabet +3.56% today, Gemini finally defending the search moat

Thule Group
THULE
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
234.40SEK
+4.40 (+1.91%)
Cloudflare
NET
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
190.34USD
+3.55 (+1.90%)
Dometic Group
DOM
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
33.04SEK
+0.58 (+1.79%)
Datadog
DDOG
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
201.61USD
+1.67 (+0.84%)
Investor B
INVE B
365.50SEK
-0.60 (-0.16%)

Three apes' Wallenberg holdco flat on the week — slow grind, old money stays old money

Handelsbanken B
SHB B
214.00SEK
-0.40 (-0.19%)
Swedbank A
SWED A
⚠️ TURBULENCE
319.70SEK
-2.00 (-0.62%)
IonQ
IONQ
⚠️ TURBULENCE
55.51USD
-0.36 (-0.64%)

Two degens up +13.77% on the week — trapped ions printing quantum tendies, Microsoft-aligned moon mission loading

Betsson B
BETS B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
87.80SEK
-0.85 (-0.96%)
Lundbergs B
LUND B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
517.50SEK
-5.00 (-0.96%)
Nibe Industrier B
NIBE B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
41.62SEK
-0.41 (-0.98%)
Latour B
LATO B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
193.60SEK
-3.60 (-1.83%)
Shopify
SHOP
📉 GET REKT
96.31USD
-3.53 (-3.54%)

Chris's Shopify -2.85% today, merchant dreams getting paper-handed by the market

Palantir
PLTR
📉 GET REKT
130.86USD
-5.14 (-3.78%)

Johan's Palantir -3.26% today, Karp's philosophy degree can't stop the bleeding

Klarna Group
KLAR
📉 GET REKT
13.59USD
-0.54 (-3.82%)

Chris's Klarna -2.83% right now, Swedish BNPL IPO honeymoon already over

D-Wave Quantum
QBTS
📉 GET REKT
21.45USD
-0.90 (-4.03%)

Johan's D-Wave -3.85% today, annealing approach getting quantum-rekt while IONQ moons

Scandinavian Enviro Systems
SES
💀 LIQUIDATED
0.1860SEK
-0.01 (-5.10%)
Tesla
TSLA
📈 BULLISH AF
449.16USD
+15.71 (+3.62%)

Tesla +3.7% right now, Elon cult firing up the printer again

Nvidia
NVDA
📈 BULLISH AF
227.20USD
+6.42 (+2.91%)
AMD
AMD
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
450.69USD
+2.40 (+0.54%)
Castellum
CAST
123.10SEK
+0.10 (+0.08%)
Volvo B
VOLV B
318.00SEK
-1.00 (-0.31%)
GameStop
GME
22.29USD
-0.08 (-0.36%)
Atlas Copco B
ATCO B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
154.20SEK
-0.90 (-0.58%)
H&M B
HM B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
157.20SEK
-2.30 (-1.44%)
MicroStrategy
MSTR
📉 GET REKT
179.57USD
-4.85 (-2.63%)
Coinbase
COIN
📉 GET REKT
200.64USD
-7.00 (-3.37%)

Coinbase -3.05% right now, crypto sentiment going limp mid-session